I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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