So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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