it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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