turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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