yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
