i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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