Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
