i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I could fuck to npr.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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