The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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