Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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