is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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