And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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