i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Randomize
