On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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