I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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