Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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