Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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