Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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