this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize