There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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