Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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