i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
how drunk are you?
Several
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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