Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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