i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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