Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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