Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
