Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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