We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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