party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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