we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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