Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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