I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
