Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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