Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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