There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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