Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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