I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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