belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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