Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
