who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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