So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Randomize
