Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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