Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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