Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
