there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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