i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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