Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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