I cockslap morals
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Also, beer. Big fan.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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