May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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