Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Randomize
