I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Randomize