walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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