sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
