so let's talk penis.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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