Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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