This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i will never coherently bang her
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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