i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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