So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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